White Trash Neighbors

Man, have we got white trash neighbors or what? They had a broken down limo parked infront of their house for about a week. It disapeared for a while, and now it's back again. Keep in mind that I live in a rich snob neighborhood. But it's all good. One of our cats was sleeping on the limo, and the other pissed on it. These rednecks have a couch and T.V. in their garage that get used often. Why is this a problem, you ask? They open the garage door whilst doing this, and drink beer. Alot of it. Their teenage son, too. He got kicked out of high school. A public one. It takes a good bit of effort to get kicked out of public school. But brawling with a teacher apparently does the trick. This kid also walks around wearin g camoflauge and shooting things with a paintball gun. The police get called pretty often because of the parents' constant fighting. Drunken fighting. and this was supposed to be the best street to live on. Pffft. Yeah, right.

Ever been to Making Fiends? It's about these second graders. One is like the daughter of Satan and is constantly trying to do in this other girl, who is totally oblivious to everything going on. It's great.

The Ragin' Cajun

Lately, I've had alot of alone time, which I've spent thinking. What was I thinking about? The fact that I will never have a girlfriend. But I'm cool with that. Infact, screw the ladies. They don't deserve me. If they can't see just how sexy I am, too bad for them. I'll be a bachelor forever. I can come home after work and just hang out when I'm an adult. I'd be a shitty dad anyways.
When I went to Blockbuster today, I forgot my collection of shitty movies to trade in. But I guess I'll try to remember them next time. My dad, brother and I spent 30 more minutes at Blockbuster than we should have, all thanks to someone under 5 feet tall at my house (not my mom, one of my sisters, but neither will admit to it) had Chasing Liberty out for over a month. Despite the bill in excess of $30, it works out great as a victory for me. Neither of my sisters is allowed to rent a movie ever again. And The Usual Suspects is a great movie. HellBoy was good, too.
If you have an extra five bucks lying around, rent HellBoy and watch the introduction on Disc 1. Is that guy fat or what? Henceforth, I won't use the word 'fat' to describe overweight people. I will use 'Guillermo' or 'Guillermo del Toro' for short. For shizzle .

Another reader? Shwiiiiiing!

Wow, another member. Awesome. Well, in other news(yes, I've already gotten over my newest reader, Alec), I dumped the ever-shitty Internet Explorer and now use Mozilla instead. Hoorai. Not hooray. Something this momentus calls for a Japanese celebration. Mo has fixed all the damage my sisters did to my computer. I haven't seen a single pop-up since I got it.
Anyways, Summer is almost over. Damn. Where's the Dammit Doll* when you need it? Well, my dad is going to take me to Blockbuster tonight and we're gonna rent Hellboy. I might buy The Last Samurai, too (one of the few films I saw twice in theaters, almost three times). I won't buy Kill Bill till the second one comes out because they might make some collector's edition with the movies combined into one.

*The Dammit Doll is a doll my grandmother had when I was little. When you were angry, you'd pick up the Dammit Doll and hit stuff with it and shout "DAMMIT!" at the top of your lungs. My brother and I would take it and hit each other shouting "Dammit!" for hours and laugh hysterically. I was about 5 and he was 7.

Strange things are afoot at the circle k...

My best firend is moving. That sucks. So much for our plans to time travel with George Carlin in a phone booth. Or go to New York on an overgrown peach. Peaches suck anyways. But that would still kick ass. I realize that I just posted one hour or so ago, but I felt like posting again.
I've decided on my future career. Everyone in my family thinks I'll be a comedian, or actor, or even writer for movies or t.V. shows. But, just so I can give them what's for, I'll be an accountant. Huttzah! I win!
Or I could open a museum of the paranormal. Like the copy of Scary Movie 3 I obtained from Blockbuster... that was fullscreen! It was marked as widescreen, but it was full screen. Bizarre. Or... paranormal?

Actors Playing Amish People In The City

So, last night, I was channel surfing, trying to find something good on. I passed by UPN. They were airing the series premiere of Amish in the City. I decided to watch. It was like that time that herd of squirrels ripped out my eyes to feed their young. Like the title of this post says, the 'Amish' people weren't very convincing. Come on, guys, they know about our technology, just choose not to use it. And, of course, to  add to the 'drama', they threw in some city folk(a couple of gay guys hitting on each other, an ugly vegetarian who eats no dairy or eggs either, and this loud black chick) and essentially ruined the show. But fortunately, Family Guy is now on TBS at 8:00. At least on Wednesdays. And my cousin is gone.
Right now listening to Combat Baby by Metric. It's pretty good. and I'm still not a goth.
 
But watch this movie trailer. I had heard rumors of this film being made, but I didn't believe it. I hope the DVD comes out by my birthday next year! http://trimeg.bayair.net/trailer.asp

If I bled nickels, I'd be a cutter

PLEASE NOTE: THERE IS MORE THAN JUST THIS LIST OF MOVIES. ACTUAL CONTENT BELOW!

I collect DVD's for fun. It truly is. I'm currently nearing the 50 DVD's mark, and when I do, I'll go out and buy some more movies. Currently, I've got:
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Diamonds are Forever
Live And Let Die
The Man With The Golden Gun
Monty Python and the Holy Grail('temporarily' being borrowed by Jeff...SINCE EARLY MAY)
The Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Stripes
Octopussy(fun to say)
The Terminator
A Nightmare On Elm Street
A View To A Kill
The Living Daylights
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Licence To Kill
UHF
Patriot Games
Goldeneye
Tommy Boy
tomorrow Never Dies
Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me
The World Is Not Enough
X-Men 1.5
28 Days Later
Die Another Day
Goldmember
Ice Age
Lilo&Stitch(not really mine)
Minority Report
Mr. Deeds
Panic Room
Spiderman
Bruce Almighty
Dickie Roberts:Former Child Star
Freddy Versus Jason
The Matrix Revolutions(planning on exchanging it)
Tomb Raider:The Cradle of Life(same)
The Italian Job
Chappelle's Show Season 1
X2
Scary Movie 3

Movies I hope to get:
Dawn Of The Dead(the new one)
Mortal Kombat
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Back To The Future 1,2,&3
T3: Rise of the Machines
Sixteen Candles
The Faculty
maybe Jimmy Neutron(it was pretty good for a Nickelodeon movie)


So.... Now on to the part you may potentially care about:
I've spent the past two weeks out of town "hanging out" with my cousin. He is about 2 1/2 years younger than me. We used to be very similar in tastes, but now that I'm almost 14, we don't have the same interests. He doesn't seem to notice. He follows me around and I just can't shake him off. He only watches SpongeBob. I watch VH1 religiously(ded I spel tat riet? gud). The worst part is, I've got another week with him. I can't do any of the things I like. AAAAARRRRRGgHHHH. He's driving me nuts. Please help. I can't stand to hear him repeat something blatantly obvious again. Or hearing him assume that all I ever think about is James Bond. Am I really that one dimensional?

Awesome in my own not-awesome kind of way

I saw the movie Dodgeball. It was great. Anyways, after a break from blogging(on a vacation I wasn't warned about), I have returned.... to discover I have a reader! YES! MY PATHETIC LIFE HAS BEEN FUFILLED! I SPELLED FUFILLED WRONG! I CAN'T SPELL FOR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS!

Thank you, Ric. Rick. Richie. Richard. Whatever. Thank you. Now, I'm off on another un-announced vacation(for 2 weeks), and when I get back, I'd better have a few more readers. For all of your sakes.

Songs About Robots

I was recently listening to my favorite song, which NONE of you have ever heard, called "Electric Barbarella" by Duran Duran, when I began to wonder; is it about a guy who buys a robot, or a guy who buys a blow-up doll? I mean, it could go either way. I was also wondering, should it be removed from the "Songs about Robots" playlist, which includes Mr.Roboto, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, and Machinehead? Voice your opinions in a comment. No, wait, don't. Your opinion means nothing. That means you too, poser.


Now visit this website, dammit: http://www.maddox.xmission.com . Did you? I'm waiting. I can wait here all day; I'm in no hurry.

Not a goth.

It has recently come to my attentiom that I sound like a goth or a punk or skater in my posts. I'm not. Because I'm not some lame poser who can't get any. I'm just a regular lame guy who can't get any. There is a difference.

The door is closed for a reason, a-hole

I'll admit it. I'm a hermit.
I prefer being alone in my room. But no one else seems to like my being a hermit. My siblings and their friends(whom are children of the devil, very loud, and have begun multiplying) are constantly coming in my room and trying to get on my computer. This wouldn't be a problem were it not for 2 things; (1) The lock on my door can be unlucked from the other side(what genius came up with that idea?) and (2) my room is connected to my brother's room by a bathroom, and I can't lock him out of a bathroom that's half his. That reminds me. The PS2 is half mine. I don't really want to play it, but I don't want you to play it either.

Orthodontia= The Lost Dark Art?

Currently listening to "So Far So Good" by Thornley. It's a decent song. Besides, it was free. iTunes is awesome.


Anyways, there's really nothing to write about. Except, of course, for my orthodontist, the Spawn of Satan. My teeth are fine, dipshat. Noone will notice all of those tiny gaps. And if you make me wear those rubberbands on my braces again, I'll bite your effing hand off and feed it to my dog. Go choke on a hot dog. Bastard. I'll pry my braces off with some pliers if it means my parents never have to put cash in your pockets again.