I'm going to start trick or treating more often. Like, every Friday night. This was awesome. Except for all those bastards who are all, "Aren't you a little old/fat to be trick or treating?" So I burn their houses down.

What a fuggin' moron

Ooh, the 'blogosphere', fancy. You whore.

Sesame Street Gets Political

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Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.

Those bastards

CNN.com - Hundreds arrested during Halloween bash - Oct 30, 2005

Unlawful assembly? It was a friggin' Halloween party for God's sake. Pepper spray? Ridiculous.
Now here's something that's actually funny. A kid burned a trailer down... by accidnet... with a flaming sack or dog crap. Oh my God, that little redneck is a moron, and I love him for it.

CNN.com - Hurricane Beta makes landfall in Nicaragua - Oct 30, 2005

But everyone knows who the real champ here is: VHS
CNN.com - 4 fraternity members sentenced in hazing death - Oct 30, 2005
But we're MADE of water. I don't know, it's just something about this sounds ridiculous. Poisoned by water. WATER. Damn, son.
GASP! A good smell! Call the fuzz!
shittyblogs.com- It is my new life's dream to be featured on this site. I'd get so many more hits, and they'd all be haters, which is a definite plus. Hey, I'm an attention whore. S'not like that's a bad thing. Well, it's not like it's terrible. Okay, who am I kidding, it isn't good at all but whatever.

I rented Taxi last night, because they had ZERO copies of House of Wax at Blockbuster. You've got a hundred copies of Robots in and a sign that says it's guaranteed to be in stock, but House of Wax is COMPLETELY out and they didn't have a guarantee. How's that for poor decision making? And what's with the total of five copies of Unleashed? Surely that'd be more popular than some of the other drek they've got in there. Of course, it shouldn't really matter to me because I bought Unleashed last weekend, but that's beside the point. Blockbuster it surning into a smaller scaled Wal-Mart. They put the other video stores out of business and then limit what you can buy and rent, like how they always go for JUST the unrated version of movies that have one, except for Team America, which they ONLY stocked the rated version. Why not let people choose? And what's the deal with the 'youth-restricted viewing' movies? If a kid has gotten the Blockbuster on his/her own, his/her parents probably aren't too concerned with what he's watching, considering they weren't too concerned with where he's going. That's not to say they're bad parents but you're probably quite bored by this so I'll stop talking now.

What Exactly Is Punk?

Just kidding, I don't really know anything about being punk. I mean, just look at my little photo. I look like a little dumbass with that 'I know everything' smirk. I just wanna go bash that kid's face in.

Wait, that's me? Holy crap.

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble! You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

The Underwear Oracle

I know the last time I posted one of these I got a negative reponse, but this was just so true that I had to post it.

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Bullet Bullet Your Superpower is Genetic engineering Your Weakness is Jealousy Your Weapon is Your Power Throwing Stars Your Mode of Transportation is Camel

What's your Superhero Name?

Your 1920's Name is:

Linus Gerhard

What's Your 1920's Name?

Sorry you had to endure that.

CNN.com - CIA probe 'not over' after Cheney's top aide indicted - Oct 28, 2005

'Today is a sad day for me.'

Hmmm, maybe you, say, shouldn't have done something wrong if you didn't want to get into any trouble. But no, that would make sense. Besides, you're above the law, right? I HATE YOU.

And then there was the guy from Star Trek who said he's gay. I, of course, don't care, because no matter how hard I try, I can't watch Star Trek.

CNN.com - Report: Jolie says she wants more kids - Oct 27, 2005

"Muahahahahaha! Now my collection of children from around the world is complete!"

Dane, I have one question. You woke up at 9 o'clock today. You live about 50 feet from the science building, yet you still managed to miss chemistry at 9:20 this morning. The whole, entire period. What were you doing that entire time?

And what is up with that redneck dorm student I was talking to today? What's the deal with ALL the freshmen dorm students? They're the most effed up bunch of kids I've ever met. Kids who can't comprehend "big" words, kids who think only those damn yankees use "big" words, kids who have enormous lips and anime addictions and kids who look like Bobby Hill. I don't ever use these fancy internet acronyms but, WTF?

Bastille-French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just released you from prison!"

CNN.com - Sex offenders ordered home early on Halloween - Oct 25, 2005

Sounds like a plan, eh?

The Bi-Polarness of the Weather Is REALLY Pissing Me Off

Currently Watching: I Love The 80's 3-D(These shows reproduce like bunnies)
So this morning it was 40 degrees and now I'm wearing a t-shirt and boxers and I'm still burning up. I was going to say "And I'm still hot", but that's just too easy. So anyways, weather, what the fuck? Are you having emotional issues or some shit like that? Quit it, bitch.

Every year, around Christmas, I get some disease that busts me out of school for a few days. Quite convenient, despite not being intentional. Probably has to do with that thing where if you can visualize yourself sick, then you become sick. I hate school so much that I actually manage to notice that I feel like shit around X-mas. Anyways, this year, I think I'll get the avion flu. That's right, I'll learn how to fly this winter.

I came up with a great idea for a movie. Whenever I do that, I end up seeing a commercial for the movie two months later. If I tell people, the idea will be stolen. If I don't tell people, by some kind of Hollywood magic, it still gets stolen. So here's the plan. Send the idea to a rice farmer in China. He sure as shit won't be able to do anything abouts it.
[EDIT]
I was watching Arthur earlier (Because I'm that cool) and then they started playing REM. I've never been more impressed in my life.

Online Phys Ed Takes Hold in Minneapolis

What is the world coming to?

CNN.com - 'Mr. England' bemuses Alabama locals - Oct 23, 2005

And we wonder why people think Americans are stupid.

Movies That Shouldn't Have Been Made

Currently Watching: Crap

1. Saw II
2. Legend of Zorro

Funny, those both happen to be next week's big releases. I can tell you exactly what they will be like without even seeing them. Saw II- two hours of people screaming and disturbing, unnecesary gore. Well, I wouldn't really say any gore is necesary in movies, considering that movies aren't necesary, people just like them. So I should say the gore is... Just trying to be EDGY. Push the envelope of R ratings, y'know? Don't bother with it. And Zorro? An hour and a half of Antonio Banderas fighting people and that little piece of shit kid trying to be cute by saying cutesy little one liners. In a word, SHIT. I'll probably just say home and hang out and watch some shit for free on TV. While we're on the subject of movies, I think they should start making R-rated kids' movies. Can you imagine Aladdin getting high on opium, or Shrek and that other green lady porking like rabbits? That would be awesome. I'd watch kiddy movies again if they did that.

My Package

As promised

Movie Collection Pt. 1

Movie Collection Pt. 1
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Movie Collection Pt. 2

Movie Collection Pt. 2
Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.

New stuff this weekend

CNN.com - Officials seize sex offender's baby - Oct 22, 2005

Does the wording in the title sound weird to any of you? They seized the baby... I dunno, just sounds weird. Like if they had said they repo'd the baby or something. I would have said 'put in state custody' or something like that. It osunds like they used a batter ram to knock down the door the a fort ot something. "We're inside the baby, I repeat, we're inside the baby." "The baby is under seige." Shit, I got seige and seize confused. Shit. I suck. Did you know that? I think I'm going to go find the digital camera and take pictures of my package.

I was just reading in the paper...

Currently Listening To: What Gives My Son? by Ned's Atomic Dustbin
About this guy. This guy had severely misplaced priorities. He wanted a motorcycle. His wife agreed... As long as he got a vasectomy to go along with it. I wasn't quite sure what a vasectomy was, but I had an idea of what it was, and as I searched for the definition on Google, I hoped and prayed that it wasn't what I thought it was. It was. The guy got himself sterilized. FOR A BIKE. Two problems here: A.) He wanted a bike so much that he'd have himself sterilized and 2.) He admitted it in the news paper. I'd say at least 1 million people read the AJC on a regular basis, and someone he knows HAD to have seen it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to admit that I was so whipped by my wife and so desperate for a motorcycle that I'd do something as radical as getting a vasectomy. If she doesn't want children so much, she should have gotten her tubes tied. What a bitch.

We went to the Sharper Image last night and blew about an hour in there. They have so much cool crap that no one really needs in there. I mean, a little dog that shakes his head to your music? A rotating DVD tower? All the different variations of massage chairs? WHO NEEDS THIS CRAP? No one, but I want it. SO MUCH CRAZY CRAP, SO LITTLE TIME. That should be their slogan. Except they'd have to change TIME to MONEY, because that shit is expensive.

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Hour And A Half Anniversary Special Edition Post!


I think I just might. Massachusetts, here I come.

Don't you just love my dopey smile?

P.S.: On this week's edition of stuff to be banned: CROCS. Nothing left to be said, just look at the picture.

The Difference between Canada and the United States

My opinion of NinjaPirate is a love-hate cycle. Right now, I love him. Now, I hate him. THAT BASTARD!

CNN.com - Vitale slaying suspect charged with murder - Oct 21, 2005

Dear sweet Jesus, look at his yearbook picture! I know this sounds kind of ignorant, but he just LOOKS like a psycho.

What a great idea for a toy

Choke the chicken? What the hell? Aren't kids a little young for that? What's next, Easybake oven beat-the-meat playset?

[EDIT]

Land of the Dead, Mallrats, Batman Begins, Sahara, Zoolander the Soundtrack, Candyass by Orgy and God Fodder by Ned's Atomic Dustbin all arrived today, which makes me a happy little boy.

[EDIT McEDIT]

I bought Van Wilder, Unleashed and Unemplyment by Kaiser Cheifs today, thus proving that I am a spoiled little fatass rich bitch.

Waiting Is Easily The Funniest Movie Of All Time

Currently Watching: Degrassi Junior High (lyke, omfg spiek is pregnint!!!!!!!!)
This was the feel good movie of the year... If penis and vagina jokes make you feel good.

Holy shit, Waiting was the greatest movie I've seen in a while. Funniest movie I've ever seen, like I just said you senile piece of shit. Now I know every little bitch in town is going to say, "Oh, you kids today! Such-and-such comedy from the 70's or 80's is the funniest movie ever. Waa waa waa, I'm a little bitch."
I have never laughed so hard in a movie. For serious. There's this one scene towards the end (I can't say what because the sheer out-of-the-blueness of it makes it that much better/disgusting) and my dad and I laughed for at least 5 minutes afterwards. Andy Milonakis was funny too. And now, because I'm a nerd and I suck, a list of all the movies I've seen this year in theaters:

1. Assault on Precinct 13- Kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kick ass
   
2. Robots- shitty
3. Sahara- good
4. Kung Fu Hustle- Double-you tee eff? good. I mean, can anyone tell me what this movie was about?
   
5. House of Wax- good/disturbing. People's fingers being cut off=nasty, Paris Hilton's death scene=classic
   
6. Revenge of the Sith- God in film form
7. Unleashed- best drama-type movie I've EVER seen. Because it was an action movie, not a drama-type movie
   
8. Hitchhiker's Guide- Hirarious
   
9. Madagascar- SHIT. PURE SHIT.
   
10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith- Eh.
    
11. Batman Begins- Muy bueno
    
12. Land of the Dead- OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
    
13. War of the Worlds- Good, good
    
14. Fantastic Four- What was expected
    
15. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- Weird. Disturbing. Good at the same time
16. Stealth- Don't listen to what the movie snobs say, stuff blowing up and Jessica Biel in tight clothes DO make a movie
17. The Island- YAY! Better than movie snobs would have you believe
    
18. Red Eye- Good
    
19. Transporter 2- Nice, dumb action movie
    
20. Flightplan- Yeah, good
    
21. Serenity- Excellente
22. Waiting- YOU SIR, ARE SENILE
    

Holy crap, I went to the movies a lot this year. Like, at least 2 movies each month. That's a shit load.

Crazy Old Guy Kills Homelessman and Is Oblivious About It

You're right, I am an ass. Sorry.

Excellent Deal On Stereos

Just 300 nanners!

ScienTOMogy.info

Why would anyone want to shut this down?

CNN.com - 4 Fox shows named worst for families - Oct 19, 2005
They seemed to have gotten "Shows with characters who are children" mixed up with "shows marketed towards children". The Playboy channel still broadcasts while children are awake. Why didn't it make the last too? And HBO? Know why? Because good parents don't let their kids watch shows if they think the children are being corrupted. The three shows at the top of the list have the TV-14 logo at the beginning of them. That gives me the impression chillins aren't the intended audience.

CNN.com - Mayor: Nazis had right to march in neighborhood - Oct 17, 2005

As big of douchebags white supremacists are, - oh, wait, there's nothing else to say. They're hateful douchebags and they suck.

IT'S EFFING COLD

Currently Listening To:Burning Down the House by the Talking Heads
Okay... So, Diary of a Fat Kid. Yay or nay? I think it would be more fitting. Thoughts of a Fat Kid, Adventures of a Fat Kid, I don't know, Some whiny kid is just getting old. I suppose I'd get feedback if anyone actually read this, but whatever.

And I may change my moniker to Antoine Scoffney, though none of you would get it.

Currently Listening To: Kill Your Television by Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Stones concert was mucho fun-o. The concert itself was great, but the EXTREMELY drunk couple in front of us was even better. I swear, if they hadn't left early to go have sex in the bathroom, the woman would have tumbled all the way down to the first row, which would have been a colossal drop, considering how high up we were. Watching the lighting guy climb from the are where the stage was up a rope ladder to the big screen in the middle of the roof was pretty funny too. Well, not funny, but interesting. You couldn't pay me enough to do that. Wilco, the opening band, was pretty good too. I smelled pot for the first time last night. I don't think I'll ever become a stoner because it smelled like shit. Haha, stoners at a Stones concert. Oh, and there were these evangelist guys standing outside yelling at everyone. "You save no time for Jesus with all the entertaining yourselves you do! Football games, Mercedes-Benz, Rolling Stones concert, but no time for Jesus!" And then this guy yells back at him, "You're goddamn right!" And then this one guy was pointing at the arena and saying "Whoremongers, homosexuals and hypocrites to my left!" I couldn't help but wonder why he didn't go left, too? Because he was a huge fucking hypocrite and I had to fight hard to resist the urge to throw him over a tall building. Way to be a freaking parrot, asshole.

Wow, that was a nice little rant, now wasn't it? Funny how I went from The stones to stoners to evangelist assholes.

I Am Technologically Inept

On Amazon, with the thing where you buy from individual people instead of the Man, I decided to buy a lot of cheap CDs from just this one guy to save on shipping. I figured in the end, they'd say "Buy everything in cart" and everything would be dandy. But that's evidently not how it works. So in about two weeks, I will recieve FIVE packages from one guy. And it will end up costing about 10 dollars more than it should. That's what I get for trying to save money. Spending more money. OH, THE IRONY. At least I think that's the definition of irony.

• Oh, and I found my wallet. Linos had it and didn't bother to tell me until two days after finding it. !!!!!! Many exclamation points JUST FOR YOU!
• Oh, an Steve Jobs sent me a replacement iPod today. A new iPod for $30 bucks? CRAZY.
• Oh, and I'm thinking about changing the name of the site to "Diary of a Fat Kid". What do you think?
• Oh, and Elizabethtown looks like the worst movie EVAH. Even worse than the clam chowdah in the caf today, which was pretty bad considering the lack of, say, clams. Anyways, don't see Lamezabethtown or they might get the impression that more of movies like that need to be made.
• Which they don't.
  

99x Needs To Die

Currently Listening To: Grey Cell Green by Ned's Atomic Dustbin
So Rob and I were listening to what I would have called the only decent radio station in Atlanta an hour ago on the ride home when this kid calls in to request a song. He didn't know the name, but he knew part of the chorus, and guessed that that was the song. The DJ said he'd never heard of it and asked if he could sing it. He did. The kid then asked if he's play it and the guy hung up(AND said he didn't like kids). I knew the song, but couldn't remember the name. 10 seconds later, it came to me and Rob said I should call the station and tell them the name. As usual, I had another plan. When the DJ actually picked up, I decided to not try and be macho or anything. I just said he was unfair to the kid. We argued for about thirty seconds about it when he said I was breaking up. I could hear him clearly. The asshole lies through his teeth. I replied, "Yeah, I bet you can't hear me." He responded something along the lines of 'motherfucker'. That's when I got pissed. I told him he was a worthless piece of shit and I hoped he would get hit by a fucking bus and hung up on him. My brother said he was proud of me, so I felt even better about totally getting one up on some virgin-asshole-late-night DJ. Made me feel better after losing my wallet, $56, learner's permit and all. Oops.

CNN.com - 'Chewbacca'�to become an American - Oct 13, 2005

Being known as Chewbacca is probably about as bad as being known as Tom Cruise' Cousin. Yes, there is a guy who is called that. He was in the movie Swordfish. The commercial said," Starring John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry and Tom Cruise' Cousin." That would really suck a nut.

New iPod... Feel Free To Cry With Me

Three new iPods in what, a month? Super-capitalistic whores. Steve Jobs has lied to us all. He said iPods are supposed to be used passively, not actively. As in, you're supposed to be able to do other stuff with them, which is why none of the other ones had movies and such on them. Well you can just go to hell you effing hypocrite.


Oh, and the PSAT is a skanky whore. Three hours of shitty. Let me tell you what.

CNN.com - Mom delivers 16th child, thinking of more - Oct 12, 2005
They won't want as many when they can't afford to raise all thems chillin's and have to start eating them. Like gerbils. Gerbils pop 'em out like this lady, too. I wonder if she has one of those giant wheels in her house.
Georgia Tech student arrested after confessing to making a bottle bomb that led to evacuation - News - MSNBC.com
Now when my folks talk about how brilliant Georgia Tech students are, I'll believe them much less.

Bush CARES About Black People

Michael Moore HUNGRY
OMG, Secret Nazi Forest!
How's that for fair and balanced? I knocked Bush, Moore and trees all in one post. Now watch me take on those damn Scandanavians!
A-Ha Rly
And those crazy Scientologists!
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

I'm like butter; I'm on a roll.

By the way, if you know the name of the song from the Nazi forest one, PLEASE tell me. I'd search the lyrics but I can't really pick out any words seeing as I can only say "I'm a Berliner" in German.

All Is Well Except...

Currently Listening To:I Predict A Riot

SPANISH IS KICKING MY ASS RIGHT NOW

And all you bitches need to go see Serenity NOW so they will make many sequels to this orgasmic piece of beautimus movie-ness.

Things that need to be banned:

• Not seeing Serenity.
  
• Serenity not doing well at the box office.
• People not liking Serenity.

Serioiusly, go see this spectacle of ass-kickery in American cinema. Oh, and Steve Jobs is forgiven. I'd say why, but I hate admiting that I was wrong. What, did I say I was wrong? No, I meant I was misinformed. Whores.

CNN.com - They can't stop playing video games - Oct 7, 2005

CNN.com - Bible group spreads word by SMS - Oct 6, 2005
This is about to the point where everyone just needs to launch their WMDs and destroy the world so it can start over. Things have seriously gotten out of hand and they will get worse. I'd say living in caves is better than dying in internet cafes. There is, however, hope:
CNN.com - 'Starved' gets the ax - Oct 7, 2005


TEN AND TWO!
I actually started driving today. I really don't think I'm liking this whole driving lesson thing. Here's how I think it should be done: Put new drivers one at a time in a huge open space where they can't really break anything and let them figure it out on their own. No obnoxious parents shouting stupid driving slang and no smart-ass siblings smirking in the back seat. GUESS WHAT: NO ONE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING, ASSHOLE, SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE HELL UP.

Damn, I'm pissed.

I Can Drive Now

I don't think I can last until the new Franz Ferdinand CD arrives on my doorstep. I may have to go kill someone to pass the time. Or conquer a small island nation.

The War of the Worlds Re-Enacted in 30 seconds By Bunnies.

The Teenage Liberation Handbook: How to Quit School and Get a Real Life and Education

Sounds interesting enough.

Photograph shows a snake that burst trying to eat an alligator

Sweet.

A Note To Steve Jobs

GO TO HELL.

My iPod is broken. Well, not broken to the point where it can't direct me to Apple's website where I get to pay 100 bucks to ship it off to China for a diagnostic. You asshole.

2 and 1/2 until I am 15 and can drink... in cool countries.

CNN.com - DeLay foresees return to leadership role - Oct 2, 2005

Tom Delay is a skanky whore and will make your dreams come true for two shiny pennies.


Actually, I hardly even know who the hell he is. Some incarnation of the Man, I assume.

Currently Listening To: The Garbage They Show On T.V. These Days
This week to be banned:

• People with oddly spelt names. You've got your Jaymee's, your Kayti's, your Lorin's. I even saw a Jayk today. It's sickening. How fucking hard is it to spell a kid's name right on the GD birth certificate? What the hell is wrong with you people? This is where the whole netspeak bullshit came from. Dumbass parents who spell their kids' names wrong. Thanks a lot assholes.
• I also hate rednecks who name their kids things like Angel, Liberty, ones like that. Names that aren't really names. They're things.
  
• Double names piss me off too. Mary Katherine, Christy Anne, that type of shit. Notice a pattern? Redneck do all of these.

By the way, it is now October. 3 days until I turn 15, and that Green Day song should be done with.

Oh, and Carlos Mencia? I was wrong. He does suck. He would be much funnier if he weren't trying to piss people off, and was just doing it naturally. But no, every other one of his words is wetback or beaner, because you don't need funny jokes when you've got racial slurs. Sometimes, he is funny. But it would be about 100% funny without all the racial slurs. It just shows that he's trying too hard to be... EDGY.

Cosgrove In A Skirt, Among Other Things

Currently Listening To: I Turn My Camera On by Spoon
Recap of yesterday:

1. I was wrong about Janisse Ray. She is a godless, tree hugging commie, for which I love her. Seriously. It takes a pair to go to the buckle of the Bible belt, admit to being a godless, tree hugging commie(except the commie part) and then try to hold people's attention. Very few people liked her speech, but I did. That being said, I don't think her plan will work. The number of people who will actually stop shopping at chain stores altogether, grow all their own food, buy a hybrid car and order more effecient appliances from Sweden is much smaller than the number who will even stop to entertain the idea. But nice try.
2. Hella, hella long pep rally. What the hell was that? Everyone had left before it ended. Maybe people would have been interested if it wasn't like an hour long and the announcer wasn't really obnoxious. "More cheer than a laundry factory"? What the hell? Laundry factories? Damn, some people are stupid. Like the person who decided we should sing the fight song at the pep rally. The fight song no one at our school knows. Or the person who decided to make the pep rally mandatory. People like doing things less when they are mandatory. Like how people would rather jump out of a burning building and die rather than burning to death. People want to have control over their painful and agonizing death.
3. Met my younger(not youngest) sister's little 'boyfriend' and all of my sister's friends. It seems like the 6th graders this year are more mature looking than the 7th and 8th graders. Some of them looked like freshman. I mean, holy shit Batman. They call me Fuzzy because of my shitty haircut.
4. The play. It was the best play I've ever seen. It was also the second play I've ever seen. And I didn't see all of it. I would like to issue an appology to everyone who was in the play for falling asleep for about an hour during it. It wasn't boring, I was just tired. At 4 PM.
5. Hanging out with those crazy dorm students. Ker-azy. And that one annoying freshman. Freshwoman. Whatever.
6. The football game. This is where the Cos was spotted in a skirt. Not a kilt. He was wearing a cheerleading outfit. Here's why: Every week, popular-type juniors and seniors dress up in random costumes(Bleacher creatures) and come to the football game and get attention and get everyone in the crowd riled up. Lately, lesser beings on the food chain, like Cosgrove have been dressing up to, trying to fit in with the cool kids. Cosgrove even went as far as to make fun of 'poser' bleacher creatures, not realizing that he himself is one. That's right, I said it. Quit trying. Anyways, we lost the game. Well, they lost. I shouldn't say we because I am not on the team. I didn't contribute at all to the effort so I cannot take credit by saying we. And the other team, whose mascot is a dragon, had this huge wodden cut out of a dragon that spat out fire every time they got the ball. It looked like it was going to start a large forest fire that would've made Janisse Ray sick. And the little town the school is in was really poor and depressing. If you're ever feeling down, travel to Lindale, GA and see just how bad things could be.

So that's about the extent of it.

CNN.com - Police: Killers target immigrants - Oct 1, 2005

First the energy-saving holidays, now this. I sure am proud to live in Georgia. Hey, asshole, you're ancestors were immigrants too. I wish some Indians shot them full of arrows 200 years ago so we wouldn't have to hear about your sorry ass killing people who wnated a better life for themselves and their families.
Kansas Mayor Offended By Card
Considering this is the first and probably last bit of news from Topeka this decade, the card is right.