This Video Needs To Be Everywhere

I saw this video on YesButNoButYes. I'm not nearly as creeped out by this kid as they were. Quite the opposite; I think this kid is hysterical and in no way deserving of the moral-panic bullshit observed in the comments section. Glad to see that Helen Lovejoy now has internet connection.

Prince of Prolonged Pronunciations

Currently Watching: South Park (Eek! A penis!)
All I've got to say about the new Harry Potter movie is that the extent to which Alan Rickman acts is he just drags out whatever he's saying.
"That's... a bold...

...

...

accusation."

He's a great actor, except, well, this isn't really acting. I don't recall any time in the Potter books being devoted to how dragged-out his words are. It makes him seem more sinister, but really, that can be done a little more subtly. I know this because I'm an expert, because I've been to one year of college.

This is the town where I went to high school:


Don't worry, less than 500,000 views at this point.

Currently Watching: The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I'm watching it on Oxygen.

Seriously? Isn't this the exact opposite of the demographic they're supposed to be going for?

This post is incredibly Twitter, both in terms of length and importance of the subject matter.