A girl fell into a man hole today at school. She would have drowned in the 20 foot deep pit-of-shit if it hadn't been for some dumbass jock who now thinks he's Jesus Part II who stopped her from going under. Here's my only question: How does one NOT see a man hole without the top on it?
Okay, I lied, here's another question: Why can't stories like this be in the school newspaper? I mean, there is going to be that article on porn (glorifying it), but why not cover topics like that, too? Like a "(biggest)dumbass moment of the month" column, or something.
I might add that this is the girl who told me I could be her back up for the prom. Now I'd only agree to go if she used an air freshener as a necklace.
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