Ooh, Haircut

Currently Watching: The Simpsons

I now look like this:
Except that I have a penis. I'm quite unhappy about this. I wouldn't mind looking like a lesbian if I were, say, a lesbian. It was a result of sever miscommunication. Somehow, in the month and a half since my last hair cut, the name of my haircut changed to the name of the femiNazi cut. Damn I'm pissed.

And that fuggin' exorcism movie made THIRTY MILLION this weekend. What the hell? Didn't I ruin the ending for .oooo1% of the population? I guess my actions mean nothing.