This was the feel good movie of the year... If penis and vagina jokes make you feel good.
Holy shit, Waiting was the greatest movie I've seen in a while. Funniest movie I've ever seen, like I just said you senile piece of shit. Now I know every little bitch in town is going to say, "Oh, you kids today! Such-and-such comedy from the 70's or 80's is the funniest movie ever. Waa waa waa, I'm a little bitch."
I have never laughed so hard in a movie. For serious. There's this one scene towards the end (I can't say what because the sheer out-of-the-blueness of it makes it that much better/disgusting) and my dad and I laughed for at least 5 minutes afterwards. Andy Milonakis was funny too. And now, because I'm a nerd and I suck, a list of all the movies I've seen this year in theaters:
- Assault on Precinct 13- Kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kick ass
- Robots- shitty
- Sahara- good
- Kung Fu Hustle- Double-you tee eff? good. I mean, can anyone tell me what this movie was about?
- House of Wax- good/disturbing. People's fingers being cut off=nasty, Paris Hilton's death scene=classic
- Revenge of the Sith- God in film form
- Unleashed- best drama-type movie I've EVER seen. Because it was an action movie, not a drama-type movie
- Hitchhiker's Guide- Hirarious
- Madagascar- SHIT. PURE SHIT.
- Mr. and Mrs. Smith- Eh.
- Batman Begins- Muy bueno
- Land of the Dead- OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
- War of the Worlds- Good, good
- Fantastic Four- What was expected
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- Weird. Disturbing. Good at the same time
- Stealth- Don't listen to what the movie snobs say, stuff blowing up and Jessica Biel in tight clothes DO make a movie
- The Island- YAY! Better than movie snobs would have you believe
- Red Eye- Good
- Transporter 2- Nice, dumb action movie
- Flightplan- Yeah, good
- Serenity- Excellente
- Waiting- YOU SIR, ARE SENILE
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