Currently Listening To: Blackout by Muse
So I'm watching last night's Colbert Report; he was showing a montage mourning the death of conservative McCain-bashing, and I saw a shot of McCain's wife. His hot wife. Then I thought of a soundbyte I dropped in Government class, to the effect of: "George W. Bush and I have two things in common: we're white males and we think Laura Bush is really hot."
Then i thought of the best idea ever: First Ladies' Calendar. We'd have them all: Laura Bush, McCain's arm candy, Michelle Obama, Dirty Denny Kucinich's model/giant (because he is a goblin), Maria Schriver, Gov. Spritzer's loyal lady, Bill Clinton... All the greats. I'm sure Georgia governor Sonny Perude has a hot wife; throw her ol' bones in there too.
Don't get hung up on the 'First Ladies' thing; sure, Sras. McCain, Obama, Kucinich, etc., aren't First Ladies yet/won't ever be (Sorry Sra. Kucinich), but people will get the point.
And don't say I'm the only one who would buy it, because that's bullshit and you know it; you'd get one for your office and one for your den.
And Doomsday, aside from looking awesome, has a banging song in the trailer, as well as a banging trailer and a banging lead.
Ooh, Laura Bush... You've helped me out of countless lonely nights. Where's that copy of Newsweek?
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I don't know. Laura Bush kind of looks like The Joker. Cindy McCain, however, now there's a cougar I can get behind (wokka, wokka, wokka!).
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