Illegal Downloading Can Be Fun!

It's taught me many, many things:

1. The internet is for porn
2. Any female "rocker" is AUTOMATICALLY Gren Strefani
3. You CANNOT downloading any popular music. It is all corrupt. That is why people listen to that "Indie" shit. they're not signed for a reason, asshole.
4. Russian women love to make lesbian pron(yes, pron) films to be distibuted for free on the internet
5. It sucks to be you
   
6. Every song has at least one cover of it online. And at least two are garunteed to suck, even if there is only one cover. I don't really understand how that works, but it does.
7. Emo kids listen to shit, and many are pozizzles.
8. Everyone is a little bit racist

And here is my rational for illegal downloading. I've bought plenty of shitty songs on iTunes that I never listen to, so I'm just making up for it by downloading 10 songs I might like for each shitty one I've bought.