Friday, March 24, 2006

Oh My Zeus!

Currently Listening To: Fit But You Know It by the Streets
Snakes on a Plane had some scenes re-shot last month. Why? They wanted and R rating, following the huge buzz created by fatass nerds, such as myself. Here's what they added
  1. More gore
  2. More boobs
  3. More deaths
  4. More snakes
  5. "I want these motherfuckin' snakes of this motherfuckin' plane!"

This brings me to my next point. Ages upon eons ago, I posted a list of movies sure to suck for 2006. Now how about a list of movies that I'd actually like to see, not including any that I already have:

  1. V for Vendetta
  2. Ultraviolet
  3. Scurrrry Movie 4
  4. The Wild(Hey, it promises to be a half-decent version of Madagascar, and has likeable voices, so I'm in)
  5. Mission Impossible 3, with that crazy scientologist asshole guy
  6. Hoot(Eh, maybe not. But I'll keep it here for balance's sake.)
  7. Poseidon
  8. X-MEN TRES. OhmyJebus, I think I may line up now.
  9. Supaman Returns
  10. Strangers with Candy
  11. That Pirate movie. I must admit, in real life, I suck at spelling, so the name of that sea with all those topical islands strikes fear into my heart when it comes to spelling it, even though it's right in front of me.
  12. I don't feel the need to name this next one. I'll just say, come August 18th, I will be watching my hero battle reptiles on some sort of airborne vehicle. That's all I'll say
  13. That same day, Clerks II, Die Hard in a Fast Food Restaurant
  14. Crank. But only because my other hero is in it.
  15. Sunshine
  16. Stranger than Fiction
  17. Casino Royale, of course
  18. SKINWALKERS. Me gustan mucho los werewolves
  19. Van Wilder 2, Rise of the Taj

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