Currently Listening To: Cigaro by SOAD
FUN! ME GUSTA MUCHO EXAMS! Now for some math. Exams+me=I love exams.
Oh, wait, no I don't. But I had fun today. I went to Taco Smell after the first exam and Schroeder's after the second. YAY.
Monday, February 27, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
A View From A Couch
A View From A Couch
Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.
Five bucks if you can tell me what mvoie I'm watching.
This is how my miniscule yet adeguate home entertainment center looks from the SexCouch.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Friday, February 24, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Next Year, things Will Be Different
Currently Listening To: Seether by Veruca Salt
That's right, I'm going to change my name. I'm tired of teachers calling me Robert. I figure, if I go by my given name, that won't happen as much. It's harder to confuse JAMES & Robert than it is RYAN & Robert. Sure, I won't seem as Irish, but if I dye my hair redder, people will get the picture. OR I could dye it really bright orange. Like, congratulations-you've-just-gone-blind orange. Sure, the Man wouldn't be down with it and they'd make me dye it a 'natural color', but that would just be my way of sticking it to the Man. I hate that asshole.
That's right, I'm going to change my name. I'm tired of teachers calling me Robert. I figure, if I go by my given name, that won't happen as much. It's harder to confuse JAMES & Robert than it is RYAN & Robert. Sure, I won't seem as Irish, but if I dye my hair redder, people will get the picture. OR I could dye it really bright orange. Like, congratulations-you've-just-gone-blind orange. Sure, the Man wouldn't be down with it and they'd make me dye it a 'natural color', but that would just be my way of sticking it to the Man. I hate that asshole.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Virgin Mary Cartoon Stirs Debate Over Freedom to Offend -- 02/22/2006
Demeaning to women? My bitch saw it and didn't mind.
I suppose I can understand people being upset about that episode. It skirted that fine line between "decency" and "Wow, that was funny. One more laugh at the expense of the Catholixxx". I prefer the latter. So this past season of South Park has had like 3 episodes banned, and then there was the sex change one that sucked becuase it was so grossly disturbing that... I was... Disturbed, I guess. Hopefully the new season will be... Muy Bueno. Buenisimo, dare I say. Buenisiisiisimo.
I suppose I can understand people being upset about that episode. It skirted that fine line between "decency" and "Wow, that was funny. One more laugh at the expense of the Catholixxx". I prefer the latter. So this past season of South Park has had like 3 episodes banned, and then there was the sex change one that sucked becuase it was so grossly disturbing that... I was... Disturbed, I guess. Hopefully the new season will be... Muy Bueno. Buenisimo, dare I say. Buenisiisiisimo.
Monday, February 20, 2006
CNN.com - 4 Ryanair planes hit by lightning - Feb 20, 2006
Honest to God, I have no clue how this airline's existance got past me. Seeing as we have a name in common, I will pursue future ventures with them. As in, I want to buy one of their jets.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Why ZATHURA Was Super Duper
Currently Listening To: Blur: The Best Of
1. Children swearing; (You're such a dick! or Get me a juicebox, biatch.)
2. Children in danger
3. Children burning things
4. Children running from robots.
5. Children being sucked into space.
6. The chick from Panic Room... Who now has a deeper voice than me.
1. Children swearing; (You're such a dick! or Get me a juicebox, biatch.)
2. Children in danger
3. Children burning things
4. Children running from robots.
5. Children being sucked into space.
6. The chick from Panic Room... Who now has a deeper voice than me.
Spanish Class Posses An Interesting Question
We, consisting of me, a senior, some other sophomore guys and a sophomore girl, were talking during Spanish the other day. One thing led to another and I said to the girl, "Shut up woman, go make me a sammich." Then, someone (No idea who) asked, "Do you think in Mexico they say, 'Shut up woman, get back in la cocina and make me a quesadilla!'"
Indeed.
I felt the need to identify the senior to prove that yes, some upperclassmen have declared me worthy of talking to, albeit only in one class.
Indeed.
I felt the need to identify the senior to prove that yes, some upperclassmen have declared me worthy of talking to, albeit only in one class.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
A Few Things
Currently Listening To: The Hand That Feeds by Nine Inch Nails
First, thanks to my parents for the pity presents yesterday. Believe it or not, I did get With Teeth, which was super, and then I got a new, better iPod case made of aluminum/aluminium/metal, and then a $30 Schlockbuster giftcard, which is much more than I deserved. I am a total douchebag and I probably deserved a kick in the teeth, if anything. So I double apperciated it.
Next in line, the fact that I'm not trying any more. I don't use my own jokes. I repeat them from 90's TV shows no one remembers, so they think I'm funny. Case in point, my comment the other day about how snow on a Saturday is like a sick day in summer. That was from Recess, but no one took notice. This makes things easier on me. I just need to watch more old TV. 90's=old? Damn, I'm turning into a stereotype.
HOW CONVENIENT? ANOTHER SEGWAY.
Certain people I know are turning into highschool stereotypes. I don't mean the preppy/jock type people. They're actually half decent and nice sometimes. This one person, however, is falling into the goth/indie kid stereotype, whining about snobs and preps and attentions whores(Like Claire, that biatch who walks funny). Sure, myspace does make me want to kill all life on earth, but there's no use whining about it. Then, to top it off, this person throws away something that I know to have been one of that person's best talents for the lamest reason... Ever. GET OVER YOURSELF. IT AIN'T THAT BAD, BUT YOU MAKE IT THAT BAD BY DRAGGING IT OUT LONGER THAN A MARY WORTH STORYLINE. "OH, JOHN, YOU'D BETTER HURRY ON TO THE COURTHOUSE OR YOU'LL BE LATE." *OMNIOUS WINK* THE END. Bo back to cool-you, not lame, brain-slug you.
First, thanks to my parents for the pity presents yesterday. Believe it or not, I did get With Teeth, which was super, and then I got a new, better iPod case made of aluminum/aluminium/metal, and then a $30 Schlockbuster giftcard, which is much more than I deserved. I am a total douchebag and I probably deserved a kick in the teeth, if anything. So I double apperciated it.
Next in line, the fact that I'm not trying any more. I don't use my own jokes. I repeat them from 90's TV shows no one remembers, so they think I'm funny. Case in point, my comment the other day about how snow on a Saturday is like a sick day in summer. That was from Recess, but no one took notice. This makes things easier on me. I just need to watch more old TV. 90's=old? Damn, I'm turning into a stereotype.
HOW CONVENIENT? ANOTHER SEGWAY.
Certain people I know are turning into highschool stereotypes. I don't mean the preppy/jock type people. They're actually half decent and nice sometimes. This one person, however, is falling into the goth/indie kid stereotype, whining about snobs and preps and attentions whores(Like Claire, that biatch who walks funny). Sure, myspace does make me want to kill all life on earth, but there's no use whining about it. Then, to top it off, this person throws away something that I know to have been one of that person's best talents for the lamest reason... Ever. GET OVER YOURSELF. IT AIN'T THAT BAD, BUT YOU MAKE IT THAT BAD BY DRAGGING IT OUT LONGER THAN A MARY WORTH STORYLINE. "OH, JOHN, YOU'D BETTER HURRY ON TO THE COURTHOUSE OR YOU'LL BE LATE." *OMNIOUS WINK* THE END. Bo back to cool-you, not lame, brain-slug you.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Snow Day
Currently Watching: The Boondocks
My school's concept of a snow day is incredibly different than, say, an awesome school. A light sprinkle of snow warrants the same ammount of time off from school as, say, The Day After Tomorrow. We could be burning Nietzche and making snowshoes out of chairs to survive and we'd still come to school at 10 a.m. While it's better than going to school at 8 a.m., it's still school. School is even worse when the nothing that ensues in each class allows you to spend time thinking how you would have enjoyed the day off. Next snow day, I'm calling the school to say a tree fell onto the drive way. Better yet, I'm going to plant some trees next to the drive way, so I won't have to lie. BAD ASS!
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. That's the day when my parent's buy me a DVD so I don't go hang myself because I'm destined to spend my life single and sexless. I've been hinting at my mom for the past few hours how much I want NIN's With Teeth. Maybe I should have told her earlier, so she had time to buy it.
Funny story. Today I was hanging out with Amalee in the lounge of her dorm watching a movie when she ran out of the room. She came back a few minutes later with some nail paint. I figure, hey, she wants to paint her nails. Girls do that occasionally, no big deal. Such was not the case. She painted my nails. Just on one hand, but weak nonetheless. And washing your hands doesn't do shit when it comes to getting this crap off. Wearin' gloves tomorrow. And then I found ten dollars.
My school's concept of a snow day is incredibly different than, say, an awesome school. A light sprinkle of snow warrants the same ammount of time off from school as, say, The Day After Tomorrow. We could be burning Nietzche and making snowshoes out of chairs to survive and we'd still come to school at 10 a.m. While it's better than going to school at 8 a.m., it's still school. School is even worse when the nothing that ensues in each class allows you to spend time thinking how you would have enjoyed the day off. Next snow day, I'm calling the school to say a tree fell onto the drive way. Better yet, I'm going to plant some trees next to the drive way, so I won't have to lie. BAD ASS!
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. That's the day when my parent's buy me a DVD so I don't go hang myself because I'm destined to spend my life single and sexless. I've been hinting at my mom for the past few hours how much I want NIN's With Teeth. Maybe I should have told her earlier, so she had time to buy it.
Funny story. Today I was hanging out with Amalee in the lounge of her dorm watching a movie when she ran out of the room. She came back a few minutes later with some nail paint. I figure, hey, she wants to paint her nails. Girls do that occasionally, no big deal. Such was not the case. She painted my nails. Just on one hand, but weak nonetheless. And washing your hands doesn't do shit when it comes to getting this crap off. Wearin' gloves tomorrow. And then I found ten dollars.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
CNN.com - Netflix sends frequent renters to the back of line - Feb 10, 2006
Here's my favorite line:
Hastings said the company has no specified limit on rentals, but "`unlimited' doesn't mean you should expect to get 10,000 a month."
Hate to break it to you, but unlimited DOES mean you can expcet that many each month. Unlimited=no limits=no set number of DVDs you can rent. That being said, I have zero experience with NetFlix, and I don't plan to until Sclockbuster goes under. I like the spontaneous-ness of real-world renting. Most of the movies we rent are kind of spur-of-the-moment, and if I got the movie I wanted everytime I wanted one, I would have seen far fewer movies. Blockbuster is like a sibling. Most of the time you really wish you didn't have to live with it, but in the end you realize that not only do you underappreciate it, your life sucks a lot without it.
Hastings said the company has no specified limit on rentals, but "`unlimited' doesn't mean you should expect to get 10,000 a month."
Hate to break it to you, but unlimited DOES mean you can expcet that many each month. Unlimited=no limits=no set number of DVDs you can rent. That being said, I have zero experience with NetFlix, and I don't plan to until Sclockbuster goes under. I like the spontaneous-ness of real-world renting. Most of the movies we rent are kind of spur-of-the-moment, and if I got the movie I wanted everytime I wanted one, I would have seen far fewer movies. Blockbuster is like a sibling. Most of the time you really wish you didn't have to live with it, but in the end you realize that not only do you underappreciate it, your life sucks a lot without it.
Mein Weekenderschein
Currently Watching: Independence Day
So Friday was cool. Decent, I suppose. Aside from my teachers being shitty d-bags, the history test and the Spanish quiz, school was fine. And then those annoying little bitches on the bus. They suck. But my dad and I saw UNDERWORLD 2. IT WAS AWESOME. It had:
1. Violence
2. Blood/Gore
3. Swearing
4. Boobs
5. SEX. Not this sillhouette-behind-the-shower-curtain crap. The real deal. I mean, they were completely nude, and the camera stopped literally RIGHT beofre Selene and Michael's respective sexual organs. KICKASS. Bitches.
6. Vampires, werewolves and vampwolves.
7. A guy getting thrown into a vertical helicopter blade. SWEET.
So yeah. I liked that.
SATURDAY. LAME. Woke up(BAD), went to school(WORSE), did some work for about... 5 1/2 hours(DAMN, SON). Then I hung around for a while at school with Dane and Eric, two fine, upstanding young gentlemen. Thanks to a very fortunate change of plans, I didn't go to the party. I wouldn't have been so anti-THE PARTY if they didn't have a dress code. NEWS FLASH: I wear uncomfortable clothes all week at school. Why on earth would I want to spend Saturday night in a tie/blazer/etc. Answer: I wouldn't. So then Dane and I went to the movies to see Final Destination.
THREE. Unfortunately for us, the theater once notorious for NOT checking I.D. now has a rent-a-cop in the box office and a special hallway for R-rated movies, with ticket-takers at each door. BULLSHIT. I thought this was America, not some fascist nation where other people's morals concerning what I should and shouldn't see were imposed on me. And then the a-hole rent-a-cop gave Dane some lip when Dane said that not letting us into Final Destination 3 was ridiculous. Protect and serve my ass. God forbid I see some punk-teenagers demolished in a roller coaster crash. He probably went home and bragged to his other dead-beat, drain on scoiety friends about how he stopped two punks from breaking the law. I hope he choked on a Twinkee. Not fatal, of course, just enough to make him see the error of his ways(Nevermind how choking on a Twinkee would do that.) So we saw When A Stranger Calls . Let me just say that the audience was pretty much comatose. No reaction wahtsoever to anything in the movie. That is, until I screamed really, really, really loud when Jill goes into the kids room and, well, go see the movie. People screamed after that.
Today was, and still is, Sunday. Nothing ever happens on Sunday. Buh-bye.
So Friday was cool. Decent, I suppose. Aside from my teachers being shitty d-bags, the history test and the Spanish quiz, school was fine. And then those annoying little bitches on the bus. They suck. But my dad and I saw UNDERWORLD 2. IT WAS AWESOME. It had:
1. Violence
2. Blood/Gore
3. Swearing
4. Boobs
5. SEX. Not this sillhouette-behind-the-shower-curtain crap. The real deal. I mean, they were completely nude, and the camera stopped literally RIGHT beofre Selene and Michael's respective sexual organs. KICKASS. Bitches.
6. Vampires, werewolves and vampwolves.
7. A guy getting thrown into a vertical helicopter blade. SWEET.
So yeah. I liked that.
SATURDAY. LAME. Woke up(BAD), went to school(WORSE), did some work for about... 5 1/2 hours(DAMN, SON). Then I hung around for a while at school with Dane and Eric, two fine, upstanding young gentlemen. Thanks to a very fortunate change of plans, I didn't go to the party. I wouldn't have been so anti-THE PARTY if they didn't have a dress code. NEWS FLASH: I wear uncomfortable clothes all week at school. Why on earth would I want to spend Saturday night in a tie/blazer/etc. Answer: I wouldn't. So then Dane and I went to the movies to see Final Destination.
THREE. Unfortunately for us, the theater once notorious for NOT checking I.D. now has a rent-a-cop in the box office and a special hallway for R-rated movies, with ticket-takers at each door. BULLSHIT. I thought this was America, not some fascist nation where other people's morals concerning what I should and shouldn't see were imposed on me. And then the a-hole rent-a-cop gave Dane some lip when Dane said that not letting us into Final Destination 3 was ridiculous. Protect and serve my ass. God forbid I see some punk-teenagers demolished in a roller coaster crash. He probably went home and bragged to his other dead-beat, drain on scoiety friends about how he stopped two punks from breaking the law. I hope he choked on a Twinkee. Not fatal, of course, just enough to make him see the error of his ways(Nevermind how choking on a Twinkee would do that.) So we saw When A Stranger Calls . Let me just say that the audience was pretty much comatose. No reaction wahtsoever to anything in the movie. That is, until I screamed really, really, really loud when Jill goes into the kids room and, well, go see the movie. People screamed after that.
Today was, and still is, Sunday. Nothing ever happens on Sunday. Buh-bye.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Nothing Warms My Heart More
Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.
Nothing warms my heart more than the laughter of a child, espceially when he is severely demented and borderline retarded, and likely has some severe personality disorders, among other problems.
CNN.com - Vote for world's smallest nation - Feb 9, 2006
Pssh. Sealand SO came first. Well, not really. But whatevskis.
I just realized that I didn't watch the new degrassi this week. I suppose I'm no longer addicted, because I didn't think about it at all until I typed whatevskis. Yeah.
Today I realized that when TV shows have two conflicts in an episode that parallel each other, it ISN'T cliche and unrealistic, because that happened today. I was listening to two people sort out a problem when I realized it perfectly paralleled my situation. Because I am such a colossal douchebag, I totally blew something out of proportion. Even though I wasn't upset by it... At all, I still was in the wrong. SO; I'm going to try and apologize and never bring it up again. Hopefully. Maybe, I don't know. I'll try and let it go. I'm not going to say it here, that's for sure. Just let it be known: I was a colossal douchebag.
I just realized that I didn't watch the new degrassi this week. I suppose I'm no longer addicted, because I didn't think about it at all until I typed whatevskis. Yeah.
Today I realized that when TV shows have two conflicts in an episode that parallel each other, it ISN'T cliche and unrealistic, because that happened today. I was listening to two people sort out a problem when I realized it perfectly paralleled my situation. Because I am such a colossal douchebag, I totally blew something out of proportion. Even though I wasn't upset by it... At all, I still was in the wrong. SO; I'm going to try and apologize and never bring it up again. Hopefully. Maybe, I don't know. I'll try and let it go. I'm not going to say it here, that's for sure. Just let it be known: I was a colossal douchebag.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
CNN.com - Too big to hang, killer dies in prison - Feb 8, 2006
That's cool that they still do hangings, even if it isn't the main way of execution. I bet they've got guillotines and firing squads and dobermans as well. Washington is a badass state.
My dad bought me Waiting on DVD. Even though I have to pay him back at some point, it still makes me feel like a rich bitch. AND even though it was unrated, it didn't seem too different than the theater version. HMMMM.
My dad bought me Waiting on DVD. Even though I have to pay him back at some point, it still makes me feel like a rich bitch. AND even though it was unrated, it didn't seem too different than the theater version. HMMMM.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
CNN.com - Paper to run 'Holocaust cartoons' - Feb 7, 2006
Okay. That's nice. Attention whores. Oh, and bee tee double-you, Iran? YOU FAIL. Unless of course I deicde to go and burn down an Iranian embass- Oh, wait. We don't have one, do we?
Other attention whore drives with baby in lap
My dad used to do that a lot, and no one called the news about it.
Other attention whore drives with baby in lap
My dad used to do that a lot, and no one called the news about it.
Monday, February 06, 2006
My Inbox Is An Orgy Of Colleges!
Currently Listening To: One Hot Coma by Paris Texas
Being the bright, fine upstanding citizen I am, I have recently been the recipient of a metric ass load of "Our school kicks ass, come here now" e-mails. There was even one that said in big letters at the top, "There's a word for people like you: Smart." I felt good after that. Nevermind the fact that I've never heard of Carlton College, I felt like... Someone who is very smart, I guess.
Something funny happened earlier, but I forgot it.
Being the bright, fine upstanding citizen I am, I have recently been the recipient of a metric ass load of "Our school kicks ass, come here now" e-mails. There was even one that said in big letters at the top, "There's a word for people like you: Smart." I felt good after that. Nevermind the fact that I've never heard of Carlton College, I felt like... Someone who is very smart, I guess.
Something funny happened earlier, but I forgot it.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Yay Steelers
Currently Listening To: Dandelion by Audioslave
Oh, wait, I stopped caring four hours ago. I watched about twenty or so minutes but the commercials were a bit of a let down so I left. And then I found five dollars.
Oh, wait, I stopped caring four hours ago. I watched about twenty or so minutes but the commercials were a bit of a let down so I left. And then I found five dollars.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
STOP
Whatever you're doing, stop. Leave your home immediately. Even if the baby is in the oven, or dinner's in the bath, get in the car and leave now. Head to the movies. See "When A Stranger Calls". Then go home, make your house bigger, turn out the lights and get everyone else to leave, then try to go to sleep. I DARE YOU.
But still, 'twas a great movie. Marty and I had a muy bueno tiempo.
But still, 'twas a great movie. Marty and I had a muy bueno tiempo.
Friday, February 03, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
I'm we Todd did, sofa king we Todd did
SAY THAT OUT LOUD.
A little FYI to Internet Explorer: I will hunt you down, corner you and KILL YOUR ASS DEAD. You SUCK. Watch your back.
A little FYI to Internet Explorer: I will hunt you down, corner you and KILL YOUR ASS DEAD. You SUCK. Watch your back.
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