Currently Listening To: Some Mad Techno Beats
This shit is the mad notes.

I am going to New York on a churchin' trip. Like the one to Maine last year, but this time we's going to the big city, and we're going by train and we're staying in a youth hostel. I have all the important crap packed. Movies, music, and underwear. I suppose I should be looking for some ID but... I'm not. So I'll be back next Saturday. That is, if I don't get mugged and raped.

My phone is broken. So don't call me, I won't know you did. And don't text me, because I can't read it. It seems like people only call my phone when I can't answer. I've gotten several texts since it broke as well. I'm getting a new one next month, so I'm fighting the urge to have an all-out emo cry fest over the thing. But I will always wonder what those text messages said. I can NEVER read them. It is quite a mystery.

There it is

Currently Watching: LOST
So this commercial for Underworld Two just came on. The DVD comes out on June 6th. Coming soon on... blu-ray. I think I'm going to cry. There it is. The end of human civilization.
On a happier note, old faithful has returned to me. My loving computer is back from the hospital. I mean, this lady in our neighborhood's house. She was some kind of computer badass. Badasssssssss. Rabaht's computah? Not so lucky.
On a sadder note, last Sunday, I found a silver dollar. And then I lost it. DAMN.
On a happier note, school is done. Did fairly well on exams. Exempted history, owned English, bombed Chemistry and did the same as I always do on Spanish. On one of my math questions, it had to do with compound interest, and I just didn't know it, so when I was asked how long it would take to make x amount of dollars, I just wrote 'a little while'. Oh, I am so witty.

I think I regained my attention span

Currently Listening To: Derpa Derpa Derp
I read two books this weekend. Suffice it to say, I think I no longer have the attention span of a fly. Having read two books, I will start a book club.



Wait a tic, I've already done that. Like, ages ago. Long attention span, short-term memory. Anyways, two books. State of Fear by Crichton and Velocity by Koontz. I liked the first one because of the ligntning, cannibalism, intrigue and because now I don't fear global warming. Oops, ruined the book. I liked the second because there was murder in it. MURDER. And intrigue and alcoholics. The main character was, after all, a barkeep.

I've developed a serious man crush on Bill Crudup. While I was reading those two books, the entire time I was planning them out as if I were to make them into movies. If I did, Billy Crudup would be the main character in both. Then he could do the thing where he's like, "Pants with zipper: 20 dollars. Metal buckle belt: 15 dollars. Being struck by lightning with no clothes on with a naked chick: priceless."

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We took a survey at school today. A long survey. They asked aboot sex, drugs and alcohol, but interestingly enough no rock'n'roll. Anyways, one drug was alawan. No one had heard of alawan. So someone looked it up afterwards. It's not real. They've scammed us. I suppose the real question here is, if alwan isn't real, why is Uncle Tony doing twenty in the pen for dealing alawan? Answer me that, Minneapolis-based Search Institute. Or should I say, DHARMA INITIATIVE. That's right, I'm addicted to Lost like an emo kid addicted to alawan. That's pretty serious. It's on now. Hatches and heroin. Patches and pear to win.

Asleep on a table

Asleep on a table
Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.

Hey, that's me, dressed as the Civil War guy.

I can now bore no one to deth with my unfunny writings from school because Flickr isn't blocked. Hooray. So. Just failed and English test and choir exam/audition. YAY. Oh, I'm so emo. Now I suck. Even more. Haha, I keed, I keed, I still rule.

Uniforms are a definite possibility in the near future, which kinds makes me mad. Well, it actually does make me very mad. Uniforms are teh lamerz.org. That was definitely the one perk of this private school over all the others. I definitely love the policy of CHANGE EVERYTHING. Let's try not.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THREE IS VERY LOUD

Currently Watching: Grandma's Boy
So we saw MI3 today. I was thoroughly impressed. Tom Cruise is okay in my book. I had two issues with the movie. I was horribly bored with the wedding party thing at the start of the movie. Like, Spanish with Senor Ross followed by Mr. Murray's class bored. Yeah. THAT bored. Then, they didn't really elaborate much AT ALL on this evil plot. Like, I'm not entirely sure what Tom Cruise was saving the world from, and what Jack Black's artsy clone was threatening to do. Hmm.

Dane came over on Friday and we went to WhiteWata on Saturday with some kids from school. Yup. Just some kids. It was pretty fuckin' cold. And it rained. But somehow I knew I would get wet so I wore a rain coat. They made me take it off a few times. Those bitches.

X-MEN III NEXT WEEK OHMYZEUS I'M SO EXCITED especially because I aksed my dad if we could see it at midnight, so there is a fraction of a chance we will. Hey, I bought Grandma's Bo this week and watched it a few times, and I finally watched Big Fish, and OH MY GOD X2 ON TV THIS FRIDAY, WITH ANOTHER PREVIEW OF X3. I'll watch it even though I already have it on Divduh.

I have a cold. Or a runny nose. Snff, snff.

584th POST!

NOT THAT I'M COUNTING
Some observations from the play:

• It frightens me a tad that the only way to get a laugh out of some people is to have a guy wear a dress.
• Jay McDavid smells AWFUL, and I frankly odn't like him very much, and not because he smells. I tell you what, if he quits letting EVERYONE know just how many days left of school until he graduates, I'd be happy. Happier. My life is already pretty good, so Jay McDavid bathing and being less obnoxious would do wonders.
• Jay McDavid is far too happy about the transvestism on the play. I'm gonna say he needs to stop groping me.
• The giant pencil kept getting in my way last night after the monologue, and it was pretty fucking annoying.
• That's pretty much it. I like the high-brow-ness of the humor. Robert told me he felt stupid because he didn't get all the jokes. He needn't worry. Neither does anyone else, they just pretend too because they're all trying to pretentious us to death. Ooops, inside joke. Obscure reference. There I go again. I best stop now.

So, happy about school almost being done, history being done, Beck concert next month, Grandma's Boy THIS WEEK. Et cetera, et cetera. God, I can't wait to watch it again. ADIOS TURD NUGGETS. And Coinstar. Coinstar, rock rock on! But I feel a tad guilty. I have some pennies from the sixties and even before that, and I'm just casting them off like a child I no longer love. The quarters, dimes and nickels I can part with, mostly because the quarters are those ghey arse state quarters. I remember when those things were such a huge deal. Why on earth would you waste your time collecting something that will only ever be worth twelve dollars and fifty motherhumpin' cents? That's ridiculous.

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAHD

Currently Listening To: Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers

SO. I was watching my TV, which is my new favorite past time. I didn't watch so much TV this past week, at least my TV, so I had a lot of recorded shit to catch up on. For some reason I can't actually finish anything that I watch nowadays. I've had Blade recorded for like three weeks, and I'm still only 30 minutes into it. I think my attention span is gradually getting shorter and shorter. Maybe I'll try to ween myself off of the TV addiction so I can salvage what's left of my attention span. I'll still watch TV, but not as much. Anyways, watching TV and a commercial came on, so I started to fast forward at warp speed. But then I saw something flash onto the screen. Something... familiar. So I stop and rewind. GRANDMA'S BOY ON DVD THIS TUESDAY. So I'm going to take all that change I've got and coinstar it and then go to somesort of video-selling hut and BAM. Maybe I'll convince Robert to take me to Target on the way home from school on Tuesday, like the time I wanted to buy Transporter 2 on DVD the day it came out. Supercheaps at Target.

It's funny that I saw that commercial because I was thinking a Grandma's Boy earlier today and was wondering when it would ocme out on DVD and then BAM. That's been happening a lot lately. Like last night, when I was reminded of the shoe I found on the beach over spring break. I hadn't seen or thought of it since early March and I remembered it last night. Then, this morning, I saw the shoe in the trash. We're talking some serious Final Destination shit right here. Hey, I've got that recorded too. Like that time I tried to buy it at Circuit City, which is where I was planning on buying GRANDMA'S BOY! OH MY GOD! WE HAVE TO GET OFF THE PLANE RIGHT NYAH!

AP Euro is done as of yesterday at 3:30, and that is very, very good. I think I did well, making me worthy of the 3-4 free periods I now have each day. And yay for being done with Schmidt FOR GOOD. The play went well last night, and I assume it will again tonight and tomorrow. At 8, in the drama room. Be there, or be somewhere else and feel left out whenever anyone makes a reference to the play.

You kids stay fly.

Movies coming to video soon/eventually I'm interested in or will participate in buying:

1. Grandma's Boy (Tuesday)
2. When a Stranger Calls (May 16)
3. Underworld Evolution (June 6)
4. Ultraviolet (June 27) MAYBE. I'll probs rent it first.
5. Final Destination 1-3 Box Set(not the real name, because the real name ocntains a bad pun) (July 25)