Friday, June 18, 2004

Ever wonder?(competitive swimming)

Okay, so you wear some really tight, skimpy speedo, jump off a block and into a pool and swim down to the other end. Then you swim back. And end right where you started. Why bother? What's the point? What've you accomplished? You've wasted some energy, but at the end of the day you realize you've gone NOWHERE. Even if you only swim DOWN, and not BACK to where you started, it would've been easier to just walk to the other side. Maybe I just feel this way because I SUCK so bad at swimming.

Now that I'm done with that, I want to ask you a favor. Visit: http://www.capalert.com. Find the movie analyses and read a few. They're pretty funny. In case you didn't feel like visiting it, it's basically some extremely conservative Christian nit-picking about recent movies and telling extremely conservative Christian parents why they shouldn't let their kids see movies. Anyone else not remember a lava-death in Lilo and Stitch? Or Satanic symbols in the Recess movie? I don't, but maybe I'm not looking hard enough.

1 comment:

Priscilla said...

Yeah those super conservative Chistians are kill joys. They rely on there own imagination to justify what they believe. That everything outside the church and Bible is sacreligious and evil. I say they are just seeing things, believe in subliminal message (which don't even work). Parinod jerks.