everyone sucks

When I informed my Spanish teacher of my theory on Kerry and Bush, that rat bastard said it wasn't funny. How dare I claim that his precious Kerry and the evil, nature-destroying Bush were one in the same? I'm shocked that I could do something so shameful.

Does anyone else love it how whomever someone plans on voting for is like a God who can do no wrong, yet the other candidate(s) and their respective parties are morons/poor people/smelly hippies? NEWS FLASH: Kerry may have done some bad stuff in the past, but guess what, so has Bush. And yes, Bush has told some lies in his carrer, but guess what, so has Kerry. Hence ye olde Englishe spelling of the word 'politician', poLIEticiane. It's in their resume; it's the first question: "Are you a lying sack of crap?" And if you answer no, you must be Nader. I mean, you can't be a politician. Kerry tried to get out of 'Nam ASAP and Bush dodged the drafts, but who can blame them? Bush fans make it sound like Kerry was a pussy for trying to get out, and Kerry fans make it sound like Bush's a bigger pussy for dodging altogether, but it's not like it was a fucking tea party over there. People were having there damn heads blown off and being blown to bits by little guys hiding in trees. Those guys were like fucking Ewoks of soemthing, battling the 'evil empire', which brings me to my next subject: ignorant European assholes on the internet who claim that all Americans are war-monging, gun-toting, fat-ass redneck Bush fans. I can proudly say that only one of those applies to me(guess which one?). I suppose it never occured to those Euro-bastards that, just like they aren't all womanly socialist wine-drinking cowards, not all Americans like Bush, are fat, like war, tote guns, etc. Kinda ironic, eh? Claiming we're all ignorant while showcasing their own ignorance.


I'll be back to bitch'n'moan s'more in a few hours, next time about the bastardous institution know as school.