Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Movies I Plan On Going To See This Year Redux

Currently Watching: The Colbert Report(Pronounced 'repore')
  1. Supaman Returns, just because I know it will either be God's gift to man or a boiling jar of horse piss. Sorry Bryan Singer.
  2. Strangers with Candy, just so I can see it with Dane to prove him WRONG
  3. Pirates of the Caribbean. Two. Nothing much to say here, the first was good, high hopes, yada yada, I shut up now.
  4. You, Me and Dupree. Because I was so let down by Wedding Crashers(Unlike everyone else who saw it), maybe Owen can redeem himself in my eyes, because I know it means a lot to him.
  5. My Super Ex-Girlfriend, because the idea of superheroes being a staple plot point in American cinema turns me on.
  6. Los Clerks Dos. View Askew likely is God's gift to mankind. New release date, eh? JULY. TWENTIETH.
  7. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. At first I thought it would absolute garbage, but upon further inspection, maybe the new Anchorman?
  8. Accepted. Justin Long starts his own college because he can't get into a real one, which I have thought of doing before.
  9. Snake on Prane. Sammy J is my homeboy. Those muthafuckin' snakes is on the plane dis muthafuckin' August.
  10. Idiocracy. It's another Luke Wilson movie, where he wakes up in a society of morons. (Insert lame, snobby/pesimistic joke right about he-ah) .
  11. Crank. But only because my other hero is in it.
  12. Jackass 2. But only because I've been wearing the jacket for it for a while.
  13. Employee of the Month. Because I like Dane Cook and Dax Sheppard.
  14. Sunshine. It just sounds really interesting.
  15. Stranger than Fiction
  16. Casino Royale, of course
  17. SKINWALKERS. Me gustan mucho los werewolves
  18. Van Wilder 2, Rise of the Taj
  19. BLACK CHRISTMAS. Because I actually liked the When a Stranger Calls remake.

There ya go.

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