Damn, girl, you STILL smell like shit! Ever heard of a shower?

This week, Clive Dangerously hates... "The Day After Tomorrow" haters.


Okay folks, it's a movie. "It's not realistic!", you say. IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE. If my memory serves me correctly, the Northern hemisphere hasn't frozen over in a while. "Freezing doesn't happen that fast!"
"Thick oak doors couldn't stop freezing weather!"
"There is no story/plot!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Anyways, to address the above concerns: 1) It's a movie. 2) It's a movie. and 3) It's a Dennis Quaid movie. What did you expect?/You obviously don't know what "plot"means. According to dictionary.com, a plot is "The pattern of events or main story in a story or drama." "The Day After Tomorrow" qualifies as both a story and a drama. And I seem to remember a hell of a lot of events in it, so... IT HAS A PLOT.


GAAAAH, FUCK EVERYONE ON IMDB. They are all wrong. That was a great movie. Remember, the more helicopters in a movie, the better it is.