Saturday, May 14, 2005

Finally, the hippies do something right.

Grocery Store Wars



And yes, that newspaper article I wrote sucked balls. Large, hairy donkey balls.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Holy Canoli! that was awesome. so awesome in fact i must quote some awesome kid from my school named Mr. Gaffney. !OH SNAP! that was cool. But the hippies will never be right. and didnt know that if you pumped a cucumber full of chemicals, it became a potato. Thats Efeing awesome. Holy shit! how did they get those cucumbers to talk, and act. That shows how far science has come. i personally think this is just another cheap hippie trick, to stick it to the man though. and i think thats bad because i am The Man. Join the dark side Clive. It is your destiny.

The Man........you cant ever get rid of the man because if you beat him you become The Man. Just give up you crazy hippies. I tried to beat The Man and i succeeded so now i am the man. Thats why i can now walk down the hall with half a can of dip in my mouth and why i can dip in the dining hall. But i cant be beaten. Its all good though, i am a benevolant Man.