Tombstone
Originally uploaded by CliveDangerously.
I made this after I woke up on the bus last night, heard "Wretched" Wilson(the bitch who sings Redneck Woman and those other shitty songs) on the radio and actually wanted to kill myself. I hate it when my iPod doesn't work.
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6 comments:
I adored your article in the newspaper!
hahaha you just dont like being laughed at face to face. But blogs are good because you can say shit, and not be there to get slapped.........which is good because that helps. I hate getting slapped. Damn my views.
But other than that your article blew the big one.
Anonymous..........AKA Guy who had to turn down the biggest penis award today out of modesty.
Awww, thank you Hunter. That was so kind of you. I thought it sucked too.
Never use the words "dirty cock sucking bitch" around Mr. Cox. Especially about one of his advisees. I mean he gets defensive. and Apparently my calling one of them a bitch, was not kosher, unless i have a paper written up to back my opinion. I hate that. and he wont let me say fuck, even if i urbanize it and i make it fuckizzle that. Its not fair. and did you know opinions could be wrong i didnt. and i am upset now that i decided to give up my biggest penis at darlington award. i should have accepted. darn my modesty.
Don't be like my sister and call yourself modest. That defeats the point of the word.
trust me i aint really all that modest. because we had a mock awards ceremony yesterday and out of 25 i got like ten. Here they are. Most likely to die before 25, messiest room, The pinch better award, Most detention hours assigned, most detention skipped, most classes skipped, Most likely to not come back, Most likely to get drunk that night, Most Badass freshman, Little brother award. Hoorah for me biatches. Im on the highway to hell, but since gas prices are so high, i am gonna try the stairway to heaven for once. because dip is expensive and i got to buy that.
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