Man, have we got white trash neighbors or what? They had a broken down limo parked infront of their house for about a week. It disapeared for a while, and now it's back again. Keep in mind that I live in a rich snob neighborhood. But it's all good. One of our cats was sleeping on the limo, and the other pissed on it. These rednecks have a couch and T.V. in their garage that get used often. Why is this a problem, you ask? They open the garage door whilst doing this, and drink beer. Alot of it. Their teenage son, too. He got kicked out of high school. A public one. It takes a good bit of effort to get kicked out of public school. But brawling with a teacher apparently does the trick. This kid also walks around wearin g camoflauge and shooting things with a paintball gun. The police get called pretty often because of the parents' constant fighting. Drunken fighting. and this was supposed to be the best street to live on. Pffft. Yeah, right.
Ever been to Making Fiends? It's about these second graders. One is like the daughter of Satan and is constantly trying to do in this other girl, who is totally oblivious to everything going on. It's great.
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I don't live in a rich snob neighborhood. As a lad of 12, my stepbrother and I got into quite a scuffle with one of the rednecks that live down the street. He stole my step brother's basketball, showed us it, and then lied about it. We threatened to kill him, went back inside the house, got a katana and a saber, and told him to give us back the god damn ball. He went home, and came back with a GIANT FUCKING IRON RAPIER. He couldn't even lift the thing. My dad got mad about this time, got the ball back, and told the little bitch that if he ever set foot on our property again, he would call the cops for attempted murder. The bitch works at buy for less now, bagging grocerys. I am about to get a job at compusa. Mm. All is well.
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