Friday, July 02, 2004

Orthodontia= The Lost Dark Art?

Currently listening to "So Far So Good" by Thornley. It's a decent song. Besides, it was free. iTunes is awesome.


Anyways, there's really nothing to write about. Except, of course, for my orthodontist, the Spawn of Satan. My teeth are fine, dipshat. Noone will notice all of those tiny gaps. And if you make me wear those rubberbands on my braces again, I'll bite your effing hand off and feed it to my dog. Go choke on a hot dog. Bastard. I'll pry my braces off with some pliers if it means my parents never have to put cash in your pockets again.

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