Wednesday, December 28, 2005

CNN.com - Beauty store robbed - Dec. 28 20pi

Local authorities currently combing the area.
Ba-zing!

Today is the patriarch's 42nd birthday. This means I'm getting old, because he was 26 when I was born. I need to go get an expensive, European sports car and a trophy wife to compentsate.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ryan, you killed the joke. Not like it was that good in the first place; it was pretty dry. But you killed it AND said it wrong.

im not calling me anonymous, Im calling myself marti. yeah i revealed who I am. Now go find some non-sucky jokes.

Clive Dangerously said...

Hello! McFly! That was intentional. Now go back to your myspace, scene kid, and take your poorly taken pictures with you.

Clive Dangerously said...

Yeah.

Anonymous said...

yeah it was marti the thesbian. and ryan, you just have nothing good to complain about since school is out for a while. so quit complaining about me and my 'poorly taken pictures.'

Clive Dangerously said...

I haven't complained about you since before the break. What better time to start back up? WHY DO YOU PERSISTANTLY FREAK OUT ABOUT PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YOU WHEN THEY AREN'T? You're such a narcissist.