Currently Listening To: You Only Live Once by the Strokes
So I just realized I won't have time to do most of my homework. I'm not busy or anything. I just poorly manage my time, so I frequently must choose between which homework to do and which to blow off. I decided upon chemistry. This reminded me of a website I found at school today:
McSweeney's
WAIT! Don't think for yourself! I found some funny stuff for you!
CANCELLED REGIONAL MORNING TV SHOWS
APATHETIC STATE SONGS
FAILED FRUIT DRINKS
LIGHTBULB JOKES WITH BORING PUNCHLINES
MOVIES THAT WON'T EVER BE SHOWN ON LIFETIME
WHEN TO MESS WITH TEXAS
COUNT CHOCULA'S POSSIBLE FIRST NAMES
ADVICE ONE WON'T RECEIVE FROM ONSTAR
POPALAR SINGERS INSPIRED BY FATS DOMINO AND CHUBBY CHECKER
the other half of the battle
ART GALLERY UTTERINGS THAT NEVER WERE
LESSER KNOWN MOVIE PREQUELS
THINGS MY BROTHER HAS THAT I DON'T
FAILED T-SHIRTS
NOT-SO-GOOD MURDER MYSTERIES
KOALA QUOTES
QUESTIONS YOU WON'T GET A YES FROM
The funny part? I ended up getting no homework done. Oops.
Survey says: I'm a douchebag.
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