Idea for a great new movie

Okay... so the continuing battle between robots and pirates rages on as the astronauts search for the key that will switch off the robots. Meanwhile, in Sweden, a bad-ass black woman walks around killing Communists in cahoots with old people plotting world domination via a giant laser that shoots laser-fied posion from outer space. Every time she kills one of her foes, she loudly exclaims "Kaboom, bitch!" But the communists have another weapon: the evil videotape that whenever you watch it, you turn into Rosie O'Donnell. But seeing as no one watches videos anymore, only DVD's, the plan to amass an army of obese lesbian women has failed. Meanwhile, Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl from Japan named Cookie, who turns out to be a deranged transvestite from Bulgaria on a mission to kill the bad-ass black woman in Sweden, who has the key to stopping the robots. Hilarity ensues. Sandler dies. The pirates win. The bad-ass black woman kills the deranged Bulgarian transvestite, but doesn't say "Kaboom, bitch!", which means the curse has been broken. But first, she must return the key to the mystical Temple of Bad Shit in Egypt so the Robots never return. But on her way there, she meets up with Rob Schneider, who has been transformed into a vial containing a rare disease that will make all of the worlds water supply turn into a liquid worse than any poison; Diet Coke with Lemon. The Commies and Geezers want their hands on the disease but a male Lebanese vetrinarian who also happens to be a world-class chef tags along to provide his assistance with the task of slaying Kathie Lee Gifford...