Finally: A Rant About Someone Not In My Family

Currently Listening To: Air

Instead, I'm going to complain about my brother's friend Tyler. First, for over-use of the word 'nigger'. And use of the phrase 'nigger-lover' to describe a person. I would expect this from a hick or an inbred or an inbred hick, but a regular person? Is it even necessary to say that word at all? Especially in the presence of, say, a large black man that time at Krystal's, White Castle's mentally challenged country-cousin?

And then today, my brother, his girlfriend, Tyler and I went out to dinner. The one waitress working was working her ass off, and when she brought the food, she said, "I'll be back with a fork for you in a second," to which he replied, "How the hell am I supposed to eat without a fork?" LEAVE THE POOR WOMAN ALONE YOU ASSHOLE. IT WAS TOO LATE FOR HER TO SPIT IN YOUR FOOD, BUT I COULD HAVE AND SHOULD HAVE.


ASS.

Tyler looks at barnyard porn, according to legend.