Tuesday, August 30, 2005

New Orleans is fuxxed

"Reports of shootings, carjackings and looting in the area near the Louisiana Superdome, New Orleans, a policeman tells CNN. More soon." Ah, the beauty of martial law. I wonder how long it will take for Dennis Quaid to walk from Washington DC to Nawlins and rescue his son from the Mediocre-Dome. Ah, Dennis Quaid, I'd see any movie with you in it. But not that Richard Gere asshole. Oh, how I hate him. But Dennis Quaid is cool.

"I'll come for you." -Dennis Quaid, The Day After Mardi Gras, next summer's big blockbuster.

Eastern European-named hurricanes=hardcore. Ivan, Katrina... Aren't those the names of Russian Czars? Schweet.

So that big wall was supposed to protect them... but it didn't. Weak. And martial law sounds hella lame. What is this, Compton? Bullsheeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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