Sunday, August 21, 2005

A Movie About Napoleon Dynamite And Terri Schaivo?

Why the hell didn't I think of that?

I'll make one with the same premise, but call it 'Lovesong' or 'Friday, I'm in Love' instead of 'Just Like Heaven'. People would still see it.

Hawaiians slide into dangerous sport
It's called 'dying'. I mean, it's called 'lava sledding'.

'Piano Man' revealed as German

What an ass. I hate him now.

Rudolph apologizes for Olympic bombing

That's all fine and dandy, but the woman is still dead, you asshole. Have fun in jail, fucker.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Ouch! Make sure none of them Xtian Zealots see that. ^_^!!

Did you see the article about the Piano Man? Finally he speaks! Apparently he's German and tried to commit suicide.