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Currently Watching: Harry Potter and the Chamber of something

On the Disney Channel. Holy shit.

So... I finished the summer reading book for school today. In case you either don't go to my school or are too much of a slacker to have read this book, it's called "Ecology of a Cracker Childhood". No lie. "Worst. Book. Ever."

And Comic Book Store Guy is a fairly reliable source. I mean, I started the book, curious what the actual plotline would be, and I got farther and farther in, and I realized that it wasn't going anywhere. I thought to myself, "Is something going to happen anytime soon?" It wasn't a story. It was a series of unrelated childhood memories, with hippie bitching about disappearing trees inbetween. If the trees she is talking about are so crucial to the life of this God-awful state (the book is about Georgia), why haven't I heard of them? And now, for my impression of the book:

"we lived in a junkyardSAVE THE TREES
all the men in my family are bipolar
SAVE THE SALAMANDERSwe were poor"
And that goes on for about 270-odd pages.OH THE HUMANITY. I can't believe I read it. For a 270 page book, it took me a hella long time to read. I read Harry Potter in two days, and Freakonomics in a matter of hours, but this one took weeks because it was so painful for me to read. This, however, is turning out to be a great post. I have something ELSE to bitch about now too! Isn't it great? So what ELSE is pissing me off tonight? FX. Not the movie, the TV channel. FX as in FOX without the 'O'. All of the shows on that channel are described by critics as 'edgy' and... other words similar to 'edgy'. They're like, "Let's push the limits of television again by makeing a show about (firefighters/the Iraq war/people with eating disorders/people from Philadelphia)!" They do this so you can't say you don't like the show because then people will think you (support terrorists/are a terrorist/are insensitive/didn't like that movie where Tom Hanks had AIDS, which is a sin because everyone knows if you don't like a movie about AIDS you must be an ignorant bastard). But I will be 'edgy' and go ahead and say that these shows suck because they just want to make me feel bad for not being a firefighter, or not being a soldier, or not having an eating disorder, or whatever. So anyways, don't watch that shitty network unless Married With Children is on. I love that show. Haha, I accidentally typed 'shoe' the first time around. WEEEEEE.