"Wh-What's abstinence?"
I got back about 20 minutes ago from the movies. We saw... THE TRANSPORTER TWO
Oooh, excellence. But that's not what you'd hear if I was one of those Meryl-Streep-loving, "The Piano"-watching movie snob. I fucking hate them. So anyways, the new one is good, but not in the same way as the first one. The first one was an awesome movie made by a crazy-ass French dude, and this one was a mindless action movie made by a crazy ass French dude. This one had a budget, to boot. I liked all the advertising in it. Cars, phones, iPods. Wow. At least the iPod ad wasn't like the one in Blade 3. That one was pretty heavy. It was like, "Whenever we go out to kill vampires, she loads up her iPod. It gets her in the mood for fighting." And then Jessica Biel was like, "Yeah, I can get all of my favorite songs from the iTunes music store for just 99 cents! Thanks, Apple, now I'm pumped." But in this movie, it was like, "Using this 60GB iPod, I can transport information to bring down the bad guy. And listen to my favorite artists. Only 99 cents!" They could have gone withoot the computer effects, too. They just didn't work. Either do it well, or don't do it at all. Stunts are much cooler when they're not in front of a green screen. But what do I know, I've never made a movie before! And Jason Statham, along with all the characters he's played, is my hero.
New Degrassi? I cannot wait. CRIPPLE FIGHTS! CHEERLEADER+DRUGS! TEENS MAKING PORNO! Hoo-ray!
Oh, yeah, my list of things that should be banned forever:
- Dead bodies floating around on the news like it's no big deal.
- Fall Out Boy. Oh, I hate them so fucking much.
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Sorry, I haven't watched THE TRANSPORTER TWO so I can't really relate to that part of your post.
But I do agree on the number one of things that should be banned forever.
Btw, thanks for dropping by my blog!
Hollllllllllly shit....... the attack of the spambots.
Anyway, I haven't seen Transporter 2 so I have no opinion about it. Mindless killing sounds nice, though.
Fall Out Boy *retch* Almost as bad as dead bodies on television.
Why watch degrassi when all that stuff happens at dar????? Silly Rabbit
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