Saturday, September 10, 2005

The Greatest Essay Ever Written

  • Is Time For Cookies Part of the Food Court?
  • Samuel L. Jackson has two movies coming out in the next two years with fucking awesome titles. AFRO SAMURAI and SNAKES ON A PLANE. The first is about a black samurai, and the second is about venomous snakes released onto a passenger plane.
  • I'm glad I didn't go see that exorcism movie. Supposedly it's a courtroom-based-horror movie. Demonicly possesed C-SPAN? I'll pass.

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Unknown said...

Ah ha ha... that is a kick-arse essay.

Samuel L. Jackson rocks my socks. Every good movie needs a samurai. I bet the Exorcism of Emily Rose would be cooler with samurais...!

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