Currently Listening To: Ready, Steady, Go by Paul Oakenfold

I always thought it was understood that Bert and Ernie were brothers, or just longtime friends with nothing in common. The internet has shown me otherwise. It's like that godforsaken Tinkie Winkie. Where the hell do people pick up these gay vibes in kids shows? Damn you Jerry Falwell. Which reminds me of some quote I heard on T.V. a while back. Can't remember the show, seeing as all this crappy T.V. just blends together. Anyways, the quote was: "I bet Jerry Falwell thinks about gay people more often than gay people do."

If you're wondering who Jerry Falwell is, he is an asshole. He blamed 9/11 on gay people and feminists, said Tinky Winky was gay and shouldn't be shown to children, said the prophet Muhammad was a terrorist (which caused for some Iranian higher-up to send out a fatwa for Falwell's death), compared gay marriage to slavery, and sued Larry Flint for invasion of privacy after Flint said Falwell's first time was with his mom. When King Arthur, William Shakespeare, Chaka Khan and the other inventors of the English language came up with the phrase "This guy is a prick and an asshole and I frankly don't like him very much," they were talking about him.


Oh, and an awesome prize to whoever figures out the joke behind that Bloodhound Gang song title a few posts back. Hopefully it doesn't take too long.