Hurricanes With Lame Names

Currently Listening To: Take My Temperature by Kaiser Chiefs

Dennis. Cindy. These are the names of hurricanes today. The problem? Those names are probably the least intimidating names possible for something as destructive as a hurricane. Cindy reminds me of the girl from the Brady Bunch and Dennis makes me think of a kid who has no friends and still likes Pokemon(Or do they call it Yugioh now?) in high school. Going down the list of last year's hurricanes is pretty grim too. Ivan and Otto are the only ones that would remotely cause panic in my mind. I mean, Charley? Karl? What? And Tomas reminds me of the bitchy gay guy on Degrassi. Ivan is good because of Ivan the Terrible, that czar who... was terrible. But not like 'crappy' terrible, like 'mean' terrible. And things only get worse. Here are some more of the names in store: Gert, Harvey, Jose, Stan, Tammy, Wilma, Ernesto, Oscar, Tony, I mean, this is just sickening! They should name them until the storm is coming, so they can see if it's a big storm or a crappy one. That way, weak, pussy-type hurricanes(You know, the ones that will get downgraded to "Tropical Storm") can get names like Wand and Humberto and names like Dolph and Yuri and other such Eastern European sounding names. Those kinds of names are bad ass. If you heard that Hurricane Nikolai was coming your way, you'd shit yourself. But Hurricane Sally? You'd be laughing too hard to be scared. Hurricane Sally. Hah. That's funny.